posted by Osgood McSonogram @ 12:31 PM
World Domination Weekly With Osgood McSonogram!
WHERE THE AMISH GO TO DIE!
About Me
- Name: Osgood McSonogram
- Location: Placentia, CA, Djibouti
I am a dashing young dynamo destined for a future in supervillainy or disco management. I work in character & story development and am also currently down with OPP. My turn ons include tube socks and the state of Nebraska. My turn-offs? The word no and halogen lamps. I've named my right hand Marion & my left hand Seth. I don't care for "salad." Gypsies claim I was originally born in the craggy slaw-herding prairies of Djibouti. While still an infant, my family was incinerated by a disgruntled packager of Gushers fruit snacks. I was thenceforth raised by a middle-class Laosian family in the peppermint hills of San Diego. I have perfected the art of the sideburn, declared my stapler a sovereign nation, and still floss regularly. I am impenetrable to most fluids, one time slept in the hollowed out body of a tapir, and have been told I have the breath of a fresh summer ham. The FCC has declared me a leading source of Vitamin K. Altho currently working in the entertainment arts, I plan to follow my dreams and become a Viking, pillaging village after village until I'm worthy of the immortal realm of Asgard. Oh yeah, and one time I saw a blimp.
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15 Comments:
there are two films that acheive absolute perfection. Zardoz and this.
you sick bastard! not this trash again.....i miss you.
Always a knee-slapper Master Osgood. So where have you been lately sir, are you MIA?
Tapirs have a dear place in my heart. Why for...no new bloggers Senor Roberts? Where can one find a cow suit complete with utters? I may result to creating one with faux skin and my own sewing efforts. I have added you to my newly birthed blog! woo!
Wow...I remember when this dear video made its debut at The Bomb. OHHHHHHH...always tickling to see a good ol helpless soul beating!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!!!!!!!
Hey, Matt, thanks for the engagement sketch last Thursday (3/15/07). I saw you take a picture of the sketch. If you want a more formal copy, I've taken a couple pictures of it since and it got on my picasa album (username is ransbad). Thanks again for your help.
One year later, bro. One full year plus 8 days to be exact, and still no new post. They said you'd never make it, but you did.
Wait a darn minute now!!!! Who is this MATT guy????
Crazy maddness,
MAC
We're well past the two year mark now, Cap'n. We going for 3?
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Matt! Ya crazy jerk! It's Mike from High School. How have you been? Just trying to get in touch with you. Hope to hear from you! email me at (my full first name).(my last name)@hotmail.com when you get this.
Wait!!! WHAT?! NOOOOOO!!! I MISSED THE 3 YEAR MARK! I'll catch you at Number 4, pal.
wow I had no idea you are from a place called placenta CA? Jebidiah told me this is where I'm supposed to go to die?
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