World Domination Weekly With Osgood McSonogram!

WHERE THE AMISH GO TO DIE!

: Name: Osgood McSonogram; Location: Placentia, CA, Djibouti

I am a dashing young dynamo destined for a future in supervillainy or disco management. I work in character & story development and am also currently down with OPP. My turn ons include tube socks and the state of Nebraska. My turn-offs? The word no and halogen lamps. I've named my right hand Marion & my left hand Seth. I don't care for "salad." Gypsies claim I was originally born in the craggy slaw-herding prairies of Djibouti. While still an infant, my family was incinerated by a disgruntled packager of Gushers fruit snacks. I was thenceforth raised by a middle-class Laosian family in the peppermint hills of San Diego. I have perfected the art of the sideburn, declared my stapler a sovereign nation, and still floss regularly. I am impenetrable to most fluids, one time slept in the hollowed out body of a tapir, and have been told I have the breath of a fresh summer ham. The FCC has declared me a leading source of Vitamin K. Altho currently working in the entertainment arts, I plan to follow my dreams and become a Viking, pillaging village after village until I'm worthy of the immortal realm of Asgard. Oh yeah, and one time I saw a blimp.

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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Hey kids!!!! If you want to see more laff-candy like this, watch Saturday Night Live tonight!!!!! Yay!!!!!

"Vincent van Gogh never faced an audience." --Chuck Jones

2 Comments:

Brian Growe said...: Oh my gosh, I loved this! Man Matt, I hope you taped this show!; 7:18 PM
Osgood McSonogram said...: Psh, of course I taped it. But I warn you now, the above cartoon WAS edited for this episode so enjoy the uncensored here while you can!; 11:45 PM

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