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"If there is such a thing as beauty, we need to be able to recognize it."
--Paul Graham
posted by Osgood McSonogram @ 10:56 AM
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About Me
- Name: Osgood McSonogram
- Location: Placentia, CA, Djibouti
I am a dashing young dynamo destined for a future in supervillainy or disco management. I work in character & story development and am also currently down with OPP. My turn ons include tube socks and the state of Nebraska. My turn-offs? The word no and halogen lamps. I've named my right hand Marion & my left hand Seth. I don't care for "salad." Gypsies claim I was originally born in the craggy slaw-herding prairies of Djibouti. While still an infant, my family was incinerated by a disgruntled packager of Gushers fruit snacks. I was thenceforth raised by a middle-class Laosian family in the peppermint hills of San Diego. I have perfected the art of the sideburn, declared my stapler a sovereign nation, and still floss regularly. I am impenetrable to most fluids, one time slept in the hollowed out body of a tapir, and have been told I have the breath of a fresh summer ham. The FCC has declared me a leading source of Vitamin K. Altho currently working in the entertainment arts, I plan to follow my dreams and become a Viking, pillaging village after village until I'm worthy of the immortal realm of Asgard. Oh yeah, and one time I saw a blimp.
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Thursday, March 16, 2006
"If there is such a thing as beauty, we need to be able to recognize it."
--Paul Graham
2 Comments:
...Matt
When you get Aphrodities a go go off the ground. Are you going to kidnap another director' mother in order to get them to come work for you?
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